Feel free to ignore.

RULES-
The first rule of OC interview is that you do not talk about OC interview
The second rule of OC interview is that you may pick as many characters as you want.
The third rule of OC interview is that you do not HAVE to tag, but you may.
**All questions are to be answered in character**

Let the torture begin.



1- What is your name?
Anthony

2- What is your quest?
Uh, I don't really have a quest, I think.

3- WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF LAST MONDAY?!
On a job.

4- We were all wondering...how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
However much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

5- If you had a million dollars right now, what would you do with it?
hmmmm....

6- Penis?
Seriously?

7- Red Rum?
Not my thing.

8- Holy water?
What for?

9- If I were to poke you in the eyes right now, what would you do?
you couldn't, I’d whup your ass.

10- What is your current occupation?
Mercenary. You hiring?

11- Sounds riveting. Do you like your job?
*shug* I suppose.

12- Where did your parents go wrong in raising you?
... *sigh* My dad was weak, but my mom did the best she could.

13- Speaking of your parents...are they proud of you, do they hate you, or are they neutral?
... I don’t want to think about what my mom would think of me now. When she was alive she seemed to be proud of me.

14- An old man leaps out of the woods and screams: “IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!” What is he holding out to you?
Uh, I dunno, a hatchet?

15- Do you take it?
Yeah, I could use a hatchet.

16- If you took it, what do you do with it? If not, why in the WORLD did you not accept that old man's gift?!
i'm sure I could use it for something.

17- You just got flushed down a toilet. What is your reaction?
Yeah, no. I wouldn’t fit down a toilet.

18- Alright...now if I were to open the airlock in your submarine, would you harm me?
Yes. (no hesitation)

19- How about if I jettisoned you into space?
Yes. (no hesitation)

20- Now what would you do if your significant other did either number 18 or number 19?
Oh, well... I mean I don’t have one, but.... I’d try not to.

21- Speaking of that significant other, who do you love?
Uh, well, I don’t really have one. (totally red in the face)

22- Do they feel the same way?
Uh, there’s not anyone. (still red)

23- How did you meet your closest friend?
She found me passed out and saved me and gave me my robotic arm.

24- How did you end up where you are right now?
Well…… that’s a long story. There were a lot of things that happened, not one particular thing.

25- What's the most recent even that's changed your life?
Um, I guess.... nevermind, nothing really. (gets a little red again)

26- WHAT KEEPS PLANETS FROM CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER?!
-sigh- that would take too long to explain.

27- What do you think about Justice?
It's warped beyond function.

28- What do you think about murder?
*shrug* shit happens.

29- Ever killed anybody?
Yes.

30- Ever done something HORRIBLE to someone else?
Yes.

31- Did you apologize?
No. I was usually being paid for it.

32- Where did you grow up?
Here.

33- Where do you live now?
Here.

34- Got any pet peeves?
Not really

35- Got any pet waffles?
No?

36- Got any servants?
No, but my family did when I was little.

37- On a scale of one to ten, how innocent are you?
7-ish, maybe.

38- List some of the dirtier things you've done in your life.
Murder, genocide, torture especially… stuff like that.

39- I give you a fast car, some spray paint, a ski mask, and a Ouija board. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Hock them for better equipment.

40- Are you superstitious?
No.

41- Are you afraid of anything?
Not really.

42- If you had to choose between saving your mother, or saving your best friend, which would it be?
My mom. Collin can take care of herself.

43- I give you entry to any strip club in town! Which one do you go to?
No thanks.

44- Hookers: Do you sleep with them?
No.

45- If not, would you ever sleep with one? If yes, then WHY?
No.

46- Battery acid: is it good for your skin?
Nooooo.

47- You and your lover (or best friend if you have no lover) are going on an all-expenses paid trip to anywhere in the UNIVERSE. Where to?
We couldn’t go because of our jobs. If Nana got better, she’d probably want to go to Akedo, or maybe the country.

48- Would you want to bring anyone else with you?
Well, her friend... Mark, I think it was.

49- Drink of choice?
I'm not picky.

50- Food of choice?
Whatever’s NOT past the expiration date.

51- Favorite time of day?
Night.

52- If someone were going to kiss you, where on your body would you want them to do it?
Uh..... No.

53- The world is ending! Pick someone to have sex (or if you're not skanky like that, make out) with!
Um.... no comment.

54- The world is still ending! Pick someone to hold your hand while you die!
No comment.


55- You are attacked by cannibals. What body part should they eat first?
They’re dead. I killed them. The dead can’t eat.

56- You are attacked by zombies, and one is gnawing off your leg. What do you do?
I wring his neck so he doesn’t hurt me.

57- Eat or be eaten?
Eat.

58- Has this interview confused you yet?
No.

59- Do you need an old priest and a young priest, or just two bananas with socks on them?
.....What? Neither, I guess.

61- You just killed someone! WHERE DO YOU PUT THE BODIES?!
I normally don't bother.

62- They're not really dead! Quick, do something!
Kill 'em.

63- Which hand: Left, right, or someone else's?
Right.

65- If A is more powerful than B and B is more powerful than C and C is more powerful than A, why isn't C more powerful than B?
A>B>C>A=Yeah, no.

67- You have to dance to save your life. What dance do you do?
How would dancing save my life?

68- THE CAT! IS HE STILL IN THE BAG?!
.... No?

69- Any closing remarks?
No.